Submitted by: filleybun


I got a hardline Tex can use, Bow chicka bow wow


Sure thing! Gotta love Tucker.

Submitted by: graceful-faceplant

Awesome blog :)


Sarge: Hey Simmons! What’s the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.

Simmons: Uh, That would be the Chupacabra sir.

Sarge: Hey Grif! Chupathingy, how ‘bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

Thank you so much! I’ll get right on this one. :) I’m going to condense it a little so the text isn’t too small on the post. How about just Sarge’s line?